This sounds like a good movie to attend, and bring your dicksuckin' friends.

First, you have to find someone who thinks the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame has any importance or significance. Then, kick that person in the nuts.

The museum will be located in the technologically advanced 1939 of Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow

His version of the Joker clearly had a stroke.

Have the defibrillator standing by!

It's the same level tide as when a sitcom about the 50's was the top rated show in the 70's.

Now, I feel gross for having watched Batman v Superman.

You could have been Paul Giamatti's half-brother, but your mother fucked the even less-attractive commissioner.

He also helped people with drug addiction, so…abortions for some, miniature American flags for others.

They should make more movies like this about stuff that is awesome.

Doubled the risk of death to 200%?

I enjoyed their study on the deliciousness of Hot Fudge.

Can we get a paternity test? He may be Haley Joel Haggerty.

You're not even the only person who has posted this comment on a La La Land article in the last 24 hours. Generally, any question that begins "Am I the only person alive…" is answered with a "no."

Maybe if Barron is gay, he will end up like Ron Reagan.

"I will tell you about it over a very short period of time"

…or Fury Road with Charlize Theron driving a truck filled with cats.

Aslan is like Jesus in Narnia.

Because he pled guilty

I thought he already plead guilty. There shouldn't be any trial or other hearing that requires her testimony, unless he were able to withdraw the guilty plea (maybe because the judge rejected the plea negotiation?).