I'm guessing you have never seen this: https://youtu.be/ab4srwcTNlw

Chances he was really high when he started this project? 100%

Star Wars porn parody

Yes, but David Ayer is directing. They aren't hiring Jeremy Saulnier or Lynn Shelton to direct. I'm saying use those characters to try something different.

Hopefully, it was girl. That would make this photo just perfect.

That's wonderful. It's not, as many believe, some shining example of an American corporation. I am glad they employ people, but my decision whether or not to support a company goes beyond the number of employees it has. Wal-Mart, for example, is the single largest employer in the country and Wal-Mart can go fuck…

The only defense necessary for Marvel is that the let a former Troma director make one of the best superhero movies ever. If DC would give somebody a chance to do one of their lesser heroes, they may be able to free themselves a little. Snyder should have done one or two movies, not all of them. Let some young indie…

I haven't seen Legend of the Guardians, but my kids liked it. I'm not sure that I agree with your interpretation of Batman v. Superman, especially since the criticism of "celebrity worship" turns out to be misguided. Superman is the hero of the movie. You can't criticize people for worshipping Superman and relying on…

Look, Zack Snyder is the director now and we owe it to ourselves to support him and help him direct The Batman.

He spends all his non-directing time crying about the internet criticism and wiping his tears with $100 bills.

There are directors who are great at "visual filmmaking (which may be redundant)" who also manage to connect emotionally with an audience. At their best, directors like Michel Gondry and Terry Gilliam are able to do that. Zach Snyder is not, to this point.

Disney is already writing up the paperwork

Drink some local American beer. Don't support some giant Belgian corporation out of spite (or do, if you feel like it, I suppose).

P.T. was truly a wordsmith.

It's a surprisingly common thing that white gun owners do (as far as my experience goes). Some of them keep guns in their luggage when they are driving (mostly salesmen) and then forget that it is there.

Like Ellen Page hard candy?

SHould have been an exclamation point. Shame on! Uber!

You blocked out the mother dying part.

Half the country are jizzing in their pants over that shit. I'm sure there is a relevant P.T. Barnum quote for that.

It would be hilarious if he stopped writing his book to write a story about finishing his book.