I was hoping it was about playing Boggle.

You find it annoying when men fight for gender equality?

Neither read like the way Trump talks, although the first line of the second one is close. Trump would never call himself an activist

Both are probably Bono

Goddamnit! I didn't know Mockingbird had been cancelled. That was one of my favorites. Between that and the Vision, I'm having a bad month.

Is this about Gordon Gano? That totally sounds like him.

You may want to look back at America in the 30's if you think it was less racist.

That graph is a piece of shit. What do the numbers stand for? Shits given?

Walter isn't necessarily reliable.

Those first two LL and the first Soundbombing are first ballot hall of fame.

It's true. Why is that bad again? This does more.

The second part (Hulk's return to Earth) is World War Hulk. I didn't enjoy that part as much.

I'm using an Apple mouse right now and I'm right clicking the shit out of everything.

How about we just get a new Lyricist Lounge compilation and this ATCQ album?

I haven't read this last issue yet (and can't read the column either), but I do want to say that this is by far my favorite comic out right now and I am going to be very sad to see it go.

Only after marriage. Before marriage, it's still ok to insert a series of tubes into the rectal cavity of a nude, half lizard-woman, but some things are sacred.

People are weird.

As long as the pizza and hamburgers give me the diarrhea I expect from Chipotle, everything is cool.

The statute of limitations on rape in California was 10 years, and has now been eliminated (although that won't apply retroactively). If she was raped in 2005, she could have filed a criminal complaint at the same time she filed her lawsuit in 2014 and been within the SOL.

The mustache is still considering Joe Exotic Maldonado