God bless you, sir.

Both of those movies totally suck. Kim Richards has that tough little kid sister vibe down pat though.

Adam Sandler, is that you?

There are, perhaps, handjobs.

There are happy exceptions. Right now, the Big Bang Theory is popular. It makes me very angry.

Any entertainment service that tried to appeal solely to my tastes would go broke in 6 months. If they just showed Everybody Loves Raymond and King of Queens, they would make a mint.

If nothing else, one should admire Hugh Hefner for living long enough to be hated by radically different groups of people for different reasons. He went from destroying American society by encouraging people to be open about their sexuality to being a sexist pig who is a relic of paternalistic society without changing…

The marketing was apparently perfectly targeted to my 7 year old daughter, because she has made me promise that we will see it this weekend. Thank God it doesn't seem to be total garbage.

The did Escape to Witch Mountain in '95
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I am doing a study on whether being gay is genetic or caused by Helen Reddy. Would you be interested in participating?

Doug Benson apologizes to her a lot.

I love Saga. I've even flipped through her Archie comics. I think she's great.

You know who is awesome? Marguerite Sauvage. She did an issue of Scarlet Witch that I really enjoyed.

Going back to The Women in 1939, there have been female-driven movies. I'm not sure what it is about Ghostbusters that merits this level of discussion. Especially in a year when women are literally making history, this seems like a strange hill to choose to die on.

It will be a rainbow afro wig, out of respect to C.S. Lewis

They will all be referred to as "British pansies."

Also, Dwayne Johnson is playing Aslan, with no CGI.

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Lisa Lampanelli

I just sent one to Joel Cohen for being the wrong Coen.

Mario Bros?