You don't live in Memphis.

Long Duk Dong? It's funny because it's racist.

Godzilla, having been exposed to massive levels of radiation, would have died of cancer in 1958.

I know, we all wanted variety show.

He doesn't have any legal authority to force somebody to give him evidence, but he has legal authority to punish arbitrarily. The players agreed to this. It's a shitty contract, but they signed it.

It was my browser. If you can't see codes, use Safari (or IE I guess).

Ramsey would have had them loose all the arrows, which he did anyway. There's no dodging a thousand arrows unless you are Jon Snow.

So, if my account lists active vouchers (there are eight that say "This code is potentially redeemable for two General Admission tickets for certain Live Nation concert events subject to availability and limitations. Please be aware that due to limited availability, we expect these settlement ticket codes to be…

In that case, carry on.

HPV?

Right, because bluesmen never ripped each other off. I'm sure R.L. could have cut a check to Howlin Wolf, Muddy Waters, etc., who could have cut a check to Charley Patton, Robert Johnson, etc.

At least no sane person will be able to enjoy this now.

I have 2014 Grand Cherokee. The shifter is more of a toggle switch. It doesn't have designated positions. You push down three times for drive. You push up for neutral, reverse, etc. It takes some getting used to.

I saw Built to Spill last week and he had a nicely trimmed beard. Being from the Pacific Northwest, he was probably born with a bushy beard.

I should really keep up with the Onion. That's funny (as is the Suri Cruise follow-up).

They have hamburguesa at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

I'm also here and also outraged at this stupidity. We should join a club, or vote for Trump.

Ah hell, I'm just playing. You're totally cool.

They weren't talking about you when they said that.

You can have Dan Aykroyd back too now that we've used him up.