You really called them "the pair" a lot.

or O Brother, Where Art Thou

À la recherche du Franco perdu

Pussy Control

I never even learned how to pronounce your name.

Can someone get Channing Tatum and Ben Stiller a new agent? They were not supposed to do stuff like this fro another ten years at least

or Meth

They shoudl have cast someone as John Galt that looks like the people who want to talk to me about Ayn Rand, slightly overweight, bad hygeine, poor social skills. The relatively unknown handsome guy who probably worked for scale is another way that worked, I guess.

If your kids' names are Optimus and Megatron, their full names are most likely to be revealed on a criminal court docket.

I pre-ordered the player piano version. Can't wait to have people over to my parlor.

Are you calling Wes Anderson and Tyler, the Creator's parents infantile?

Fold.

I see your Motley Crue and raise you an Enuff Z'nuff

No.

In their defense, there are commonly accepted historical narratives here in the U.S. that may not be true.

At least now I have another reason not to like Bryan Singer and his crappy movies.

Ben Savage's enormous breasts?

If only she paid her dues like the did in the old days. We prefer the classic actresses like Marily Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Lana Turner, or Sophia Loren, not someone who got jobs because of their looks. Modeling is no way to get into acting.

You don't love Gish?

When he's more fun to be around and less of an obnoxious prick. So, never.