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Deadpan Andre Braugher
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Yes.

Not necessary.

White. Female. Five-three. T-shirt that read "Orgasm Donor".

Melancholy.

No. No. No.

Not bad. However. The exclamation point is excessive.

Your lack of commas is promising. Well played.

Only for exercise.

And I you. Lafergs.

Ah. Yes. The XTR-XP 4978 9WJ8 dash 09 Xtreme four-wheel-drive Z-Cat.

"Boom. Roasted." Is the expression I have heard Peralta use.

To my casual wear closet.

Oh Stella. You know I'm still getting over the tragic death of my wife. She was such a strong female woman with nice heavy breasts.

I was powerwalking.
*flashback*
Roll. Heel. Ball. Toe. Roll. Heel. Ball. Toe.

Carrie should have ended up with Baryshnikov.

Here at the fun zone we live by one rule.
When it's your birthday you're always cool.
Parents and kids are all the same.
Watch.
As I do a dance.
To your name.
D-D-D-D-D-D DEREK.
D-D-D-D-D-D DEREK.

My favorite episode of Sex and the City would be the episode titled… "Are We Sluts." You know the one. Carrie was all in her head because she and Aiden weren't having sex. Meanwhile. Across town. Charlotte couldn't stop having sex. And Samantha. Samantha was just being Samantha. The season finale that year was

I can be such a Samantha. Well. I'm actually a combination of all four characters… Five. If you count the city of New York. Yes. Guilty as charged. My favorite season has to be the third one. Everything was going right for Carrie. Her face was on every bus. Her column was the talk of the town. And she met everyone's

I can be such a Samantha. Well. I'm actually a combination of all four characters… Five. If you count the city of New York. Yes. Guilty as charged. My favorite season has to be the third one. Everything was going right for Carrie. Her face was on every bus. Her column was the talk of the town. And she met everyone's

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