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Deadpan Andre Braugher
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I want you two to go undercover. As a couple. To stake out the room. You should be very convincing. Given that you're currently… Uh… What was it… Uhmmm … "Smooshing booties".

Bupbupbupbup… Do not question my deadpan.

A code. Exciting. I'll go get my pencil case.

Oh. What did he do to you. Gertie. WHAT DID HE DO.

Pass the blame. The buffoonery is endless. You're gonna pay for what you've done. And it won't be cheap. They'll have to custom-mix the color… Because they no longer make… Raspberry Sherbet.

SON OF A BITCH.

Haha. You fool. You've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders.

Lobot is for Lover.

Yes they do.

We're both great at this.

It's full of potentially useful information. Regarding empathetic breakups.

I told Kevin about how I approved of your strategy for breaking up with Marcus. And he said that we were both quote sociopaths unquote.

Adam Jones. That dirtbag flamed out years ago.

That sonofabitch is good.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WASTED YOUR WISH UPON.

Amy Santiago is a briliant detective slash genius.

It was worse than a fruit-forward Riesling.

In one fell swoop. Elvis Stojko's entire existence was justified.

…sorry I said "cleavage".

This Halloween. Kevin and I will go as Clarence Clemmons and Bruce Springsteen.