I thought perhaps the element of surprise would help.

Please return your Guest Pyjamas. Guest Toothbrush. And Guest Slippers. And get out of here.

More Cheddar.

Is that a promise.

Goodness. Boyle is sleeping with Gina.

It's the flair for the dramatic that they truly envy.

It was incredibly hilarious.

Nothing's. Okay.

Bupbupbupbup.

Perhaps there is a spot open for me.

Three. Point. Dunk.

One should always perform a mental cost/benefit analysis.

Of course. It is his birthday, after all.

Calm yourself.

Duh.

I did no paperwork.

I am doing a cost/benefit analysis in my head.

Nick Cannon is not. Incredibly hilarious.

Three. Point. Spike.

I am disappointed by the original commenter's lack of consistency, vis a vis the use of the letter "Y" as a replacement for the letter "I".