It was an excellent sandwich.

I'm listening.

You can now purchase two suits.

Agreed.

Nickelback.
They want to give me change for a purchase I've never made.
Put it in the cup of that homeless gentleman over there.

*sips coffee, goes about business, scrapes gum off shoe*

*rare smile*

The opening day for this will be a shameful, shameful day for anyone who cares about anything.

I vote that we burn this fornicator of mothers down.

My gratitude for your acceptance reminds me of what a man I loved as a father used to say, when encountered by the beauty and wonder of the world:

No.

Andrew will be busy for the next several years.

If I find my series cut down
I'll wear my usual frown.
Cut my life to pieces
This is my last resort.

This is far from my last resort.

*gazes deep into your soul*

I just want everyone to do their jobs.

That is disturbing.

This is amusing to me.

Yes. I found it to be quite humorous.

You need to cool off.  Go to Barbados.  Braid palm frond hats.