You know he thought saying "…like a fart in a moonsuit" would just sound cool and kind of punk rock, even though it makes zero fucking sense…

I don't care what you all say, I want to see this movie.

Man, that movie is far too underrated…one of the best combinations of fun and scary I've ever seen in a movie!

Still not reading any reviews as to avoid any spoilers, but I love the absolute hell out of this poster and wish I could buy it somewhere:

Could the fun, gory horror movie that ISN'T torture porn make a comeback? I sure as hell hope so!

The fact that it scooted past Darvish made it that much sweeter…

Only Justified could show a scene from the finale where Winona has a gun to her and I am legitimately nervous about her getting hurt/killed. Any other show, I'm saying "Psssh, they won't kill her…", but when I saw the preview last week I actually thought HOLY SHIT THIS IS GONNA BE INTENSE

At this point a season finale could be Rick breathing heavily for an hour and it would still break ratings records…

"Joe SLY" cause they're sly and trying to catch people without them knowing! GENIUS

It looks like a graphic design student got really drunk and decided to just throw a bunch of shit together…

WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

While I still haven't watched Mad Men (I know, I know), I love the hell out of this song. Much better than Ghostwriter, IMO.

WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT?! WHAT'S THIS DAY OF REST SHIT?!

I saw this CD in Starbucks this morning and thought I wonder who buys CDs at Starbucks?

OH MY GOD SEXIST WHY DO THINK WOMEN CAN'T BE FUNNY AND SO WHAT IF SHE'S JUST A LITTLE CHUBBY…

I knew this was a legitimate award when Colbert earned one.

I legit work on the show Prospectors and without bias can tell you that, yes, it's better than all those goddamn gold mining shows. Please watch.

All I want for Christmas is Meloni to appear in this show as Gene from Wet Hot American Summer.

Well Fest is short for Festival…I think you can figure out the rest?

Have you ever watched his stand up? It's hilarious because it's half people who know he's raunchy as all hell, and half polite white folk who watch 30 Rock and think he's goofy funny-lots of uncomfortable "Oooooh…"s