We need to up the boobage next season. It was seriously lacking in this past one. Get with it, Showtime!

Because he likes thrifting, and so do my friends! HE'S A GENIUS!!!!1!!!!1

It starts to get annoying when you get a Dexter notification and it's mentioned offhand in yet another article about how great Enlightened is…

Dear AV Club-I fucking get it. You want me to watch Enlightened. You're becoming that annoying friend now. Please stop.

Apparently you, because you read this story and commented on it.

Just go buy the damn DVD, it's worth every cent!

"Can we turn off this R&B music? I just wann hear you breathe…"

Remember the white dad in Chappelle's Show interracial Wife Swap sketch?

Wait, it's cool to hate Scrubs now? Awwwwww man, why didn't anybody tell me!

Season 2 of LOST is one of my favorite seasons of TV ever. I love the hatch, the intro to the Dharma initiative, wondering just who "Benjamin Linus" was, the button…just all pretty perfectly exciting and mysterious.

No, I definitely see your point. But I'll be damned if I don't genuinely love it too!

Aye!

Portlandia went by WAY too fast this season. I'm gonna need to re-watch the first two seasons on Netflix.

Good call…it'll be awesome when they can shotgun their milk during snack time!

HEY-O

How "small" are they? It's never to early to teach proper shotgun or keg stand technique.

WOOOOOOOOOOOO! AV CLUB SPRING BREAK!

You can re-tell the scene where he throws the little girl in the lake-this time, she's an informant who just won't talk. Just tell the monster what he needs to know next time girlie, seeeeeeeee?

I keep trying to think of some sophisticated and eloquent way to put but I'm at loss so screw it…EMMA WATSON PRETTY

How about an awesome tour, possibly with a stop at Redrocks? I'd pay handsomely for that…