BRB, going to cryogenic chamber until January 8th.

You know Amelie gave herself a high five for using the word "milquetoast". Shame such a word was wasted on the Tolerability Index…

You know Amelie gave herself a high five for using the word "milquetoast". Shame such a word was wasted on the Tolerability Index…

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED O'NEAL! BATTLE STATIONS! RAISE FAPPING SHIELDS!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'VE UNLEASHED O'NEAL! BATTLE STATIONS! RAISE FAPPING SHIELDS!

"Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked and over the past 10 years who have become an extension of my family. Understand also, I really wish I could save them from the fiery depths of hell for their…

"Without qualification, I am grateful to and have the highest regard and respect for all of the wonderful people on Two and Half Men with whom I have worked and over the past 10 years who have become an extension of my family. Understand also, I really wish I could save them from the fiery depths of hell for their…

Yeah…turns out those "diamonds on your finger" were blood diamonds. Sorry Eddie, no can do.

Yeah…turns out those "diamonds on your finger" were blood diamonds. Sorry Eddie, no can do.

It's like they don't understand that musicians have this thing called a "stage persona" and they're not like that 24/7. Because that concept is CRAZY!

It's like they don't understand that musicians have this thing called a "stage persona" and they're not like that 24/7. Because that concept is CRAZY!

WHIS-KEYYYYYY!

WHIS-KEYYYYYY!

I was pretty excited when I heard Patton would be on. I almost went nuts when I found out Mr. Golden Voice Himself, Matt Berry, would be joining them. YES.

I was pretty excited when I heard Patton would be on. I almost went nuts when I found out Mr. Golden Voice Himself, Matt Berry, would be joining them. YES.

I know this is the cliche "serious" comment, but goddamit-there are few things I hate more than people trying to cash in on a serious and public accusation. This is just absurd, I'm sorry.

I know this is the cliche "serious" comment, but goddamit-there are few things I hate more than people trying to cash in on a serious and public accusation. This is just absurd, I'm sorry.

If you want some good chuckles, check out the comments on that youtube video..

If you want some good chuckles, check out the comments on that youtube video..

They broke up because they just wanna live like common people…eh? Eh? Amirite?!