And on Mr. Toad's you get to go to hell! Seriously! That's awesome!

It may not be the best sex you'll ever have, but that's what the drugs and booze are for!

It may not be the best sex you'll ever have, but that's what the drugs and booze are for!

"So wait, football is a bunch of dudes grabbing on each other and dog piling? Sounds kinda gay…"

"So wait, football is a bunch of dudes grabbing on each other and dog piling? Sounds kinda gay…"

Sounds good to me!

Sounds good to me!

YOU KNEW THIS WHEN YOU TOOK MY SEED WOMAN, I HATE!

YOU KNEW THIS WHEN YOU TOOK MY SEED WOMAN, I HATE!

Make it a hard-R, filled with violent vigilante justice, hookers, and moonshine and I'm there

Make it a hard-R, filled with violent vigilante justice, hookers, and moonshine and I'm there

Another credits moment:

Another credits moment:

Let me say something…lemme say something…YEAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!

Let me say something…lemme say something…YEAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!

MMMMM! That is good fondue.

MMMMM! That is good fondue.

How could I forget my favorite random line in the whole movie?!

How could I forget my favorite random line in the whole movie?!

God I love the unrated version…