Daniel Craig was incredible as usual, but Javier Bardem made it for me. He was such a fun villain, but utterly terrifying at the same time. He commanded any scene he was in.

"Do you like it? It's very generous."

"Do you like it? It's very generous."

"Dumb Fuck" would be the funniest porn star name ever.

"Dumb Fuck" would be the funniest porn star name ever.

Wait, I'm not doing this as Elizabeth Taylor or Marilyn Monroe?! Fuck that I'm out!

Wait, I'm not doing this as Elizabeth Taylor or Marilyn Monroe?! Fuck that I'm out!

They could do worse director wise.

They could do worse director wise.

I'd never even considered Brad Bird, but that would be pretty goddamn awesome. Ghost Protocol just solidified his chops as a live action director.

I'd never even considered Brad Bird, but that would be pretty goddamn awesome. Ghost Protocol just solidified his chops as a live action director.

I have a rule. If you haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer, we can't be friends.

I have a rule. If you haven't seen Wet Hot American Summer, we can't be friends.

I tell ya, dese fires dere mean I can't go to tha bar and watch da bears play. Sick of dese fires!

I tell ya, dese fires dere mean I can't go to tha bar and watch da bears play. Sick of dese fires!

Good call. That can certainly be said about most adaptations…

Good call. That can certainly be said about most adaptations…

I'll be honest. If Brad Pitt wasn't in this, my interest in it would take a nosedive. I've never read the book, but am definitely intrigued now.

I'll be honest. If Brad Pitt wasn't in this, my interest in it would take a nosedive. I've never read the book, but am definitely intrigued now.

$100 for cat ears?! Really?!