I can already see the marketing campaign:

Nice chin strap beard, Michael Westen!

Nice chin strap beard, Michael Westen!

Oh my god, it's Gerald Butler!

Oh my god, it's Gerald Butler!

Also, it has to be an actress in her late 20s straining to appear about 16.

Also, it has to be an actress in her late 20s straining to appear about 16.

Maybe we need a movie where they're each others thing they have to get back? TWIST

Maybe we need a movie where they're each others thing they have to get back? TWIST

He'll become to sports movies what Jason Statham has become to "I have to get something back and I will utter one liners and kick anyone's ass who gets in the way"…movies.

He'll become to sports movies what Jason Statham has become to "I have to get something back and I will utter one liners and kick anyone's ass who gets in the way"…movies.

Unstoppable: Runaway train, whole movie is Denzel trying to stop it somehow.

Unstoppable: Runaway train, whole movie is Denzel trying to stop it somehow.

Wait what? Flight looks NOTHING like Unstoppable. There's lazy jokes, and then there's that.

Wait what? Flight looks NOTHING like Unstoppable. There's lazy jokes, and then there's that.

Left to right, top to bottom. String words together to make sentences.

Left to right, top to bottom. String words together to make sentences.

I do need to read it first, but I thought Cusack was awesome in 1408. Nice casting move

I do need to read it first, but I thought Cusack was awesome in 1408. Nice casting move

I saw the whole thing, double feature with fake trailers and all, opening weekend. One of the more fun theater experiences I've ever had. I especially liked when the old couple got up and started to leave after Planet Terror, then shuffled back in.