I would watch it if they borrowed a page from Looper-the cast of the 1994 version is sent to the future (their future, our now) to be killed by the new cast. Naturally, though, the old cast would have to win.

I would watch it if they borrowed a page from Looper-the cast of the 1994 version is sent to the future (their future, our now) to be killed by the new cast. Naturally, though, the old cast would have to win.

And here I was waiting to tell her what I think of her. Touche madame.

And here I was waiting to tell her what I think of her. Touche madame.

Were you an awkward camp counselor bob? That's oddly specific…

Were you an awkward camp counselor bob? That's oddly specific…

Goddamn, this is gonna be great! DiCaprio looks like he might just steal the show.

Goddamn, this is gonna be great! DiCaprio looks like he might just steal the show.

Empire News is way ahead of you guys geeeeeez.

Empire News is way ahead of you guys geeeeeez.

AHHHHHH so excited. That moment where you pray the trailer for a movie you've been waiting forever looks good. Passed.

AHHHHHH so excited. That moment where you pray the trailer for a movie you've been waiting forever looks good. Passed.

It was nice to see my mug on the front page of AV Club today. Excellent top 10 list…I'm usually one to dispute a top 10 list of any kind but this is great, especially since Toy Story 2 is included it. Plus, you really can't argue that much with Goodfellas as #1. I still like it more than The Godfather…

It was nice to see my mug on the front page of AV Club today. Excellent top 10 list…I'm usually one to dispute a top 10 list of any kind but this is great, especially since Toy Story 2 is included it. Plus, you really can't argue that much with Goodfellas as #1. I still like it more than The Godfather…

I'd like to think that, like the Armenians who go after Liam, people will know better than to see a 3rd one. The 2nd one was the single most boring action movie I have ever seen.

I'd like to think that, like the Armenians who go after Liam, people will know better than to see a 3rd one. The 2nd one was the single most boring action movie I have ever seen.

You know since it's Fox there will be pop culture references that will be dated 2 years later….the exact opposite of the timelessness of the original cartoons.

You know since it's Fox there will be pop culture references that will be dated 2 years later….the exact opposite of the timelessness of the original cartoons.

WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
or
Good grief.

WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
or
Good grief.