I don't even know what the other nominees were for comedy, but one thing that's for damn sure is Modern Family should not have won…

I don't even know what the other nominees were for comedy, but one thing that's for damn sure is Modern Family should not have won…

I laughed for a good minute or two straight at that song title. Dance song! JUST KIDDING ABORTION IS EVIL

I laughed for a good minute or two straight at that song title. Dance song! JUST KIDDING ABORTION IS EVIL

Also, the female horse has to be Wanda Sykes. Those are the rules people!

Also, the female horse has to be Wanda Sykes. Those are the rules people!

I'm already picturing the trailer that features people getting hit in the head/crotch, record-scratch-just-in-time-for-gag, and ending with a horribly outdated, family-friend hip hop song.

I'm already picturing the trailer that features people getting hit in the head/crotch, record-scratch-just-in-time-for-gag, and ending with a horribly outdated, family-friend hip hop song.

I'll just point out it's been that way since at least 2005 sooooo. Also, oddly enough the one I go to is independently owned (not part of any chain) so maybe that's something. Also, their concessions are a hell of a lot cheaper than other dollar theaters so it all kind of evens out…

I'll just point out it's been that way since at least 2005 sooooo. Also, oddly enough the one I go to is independently owned (not part of any chain) so maybe that's something. Also, their concessions are a hell of a lot cheaper than other dollar theaters so it all kind of evens out…

THERE IS A GOD

THERE IS A GOD

Wait really?!?! Well, thanks for saving me the $2.50 I might have spent to see this at the second run theater.

Wait really?!?! Well, thanks for saving me the $2.50 I might have spent to see this at the second run theater.

I was about to say no until I heard Robert Ben Garant…let's see what the trailer looks like if this thing happens.

I was about to say no until I heard Robert Ben Garant…let's see what the trailer looks like if this thing happens.

Everybody get up, it's time to jam now! Also, I got a basketball jones.

Everybody get up, it's time to jam now! Also, I got a basketball jones.

There needs to be more of Jenny Slate, and I hope Looney Toons never dies. So in other words, hell yes.

There needs to be more of Jenny Slate, and I hope Looney Toons never dies. So in other words, hell yes.