My reaction to seeing the "For A Good Time, Call…" trailer, abridged:

My reaction to seeing the "For A Good Time, Call…" trailer, abridged:

I was furious when I had to miss his show in Denver…he'll be getting my $5. Hell, I may pay him more if I can because I love the man that much.

I was furious when I had to miss his show in Denver…he'll be getting my $5. Hell, I may pay him more if I can because I love the man that much.

You really want us to try, that's so nice of you! Thanks bro.

You really want us to try, that's so nice of you! Thanks bro.

High five bro! That's so sick bro!

High five bro! That's so sick bro!

*Commence Community fanboy rage*

*Commence Community fanboy rage*

I for one will never forget where I was when I found out Martin Lawrence is always banned from hosting SNL.

I for one will never forget where I was when I found out Martin Lawrence is always banned from hosting SNL.

Fair enough.

Fair enough.

Well it's clear to me from the start Jason Heller doesn't like them at all…so that's where I stopped reading

Well it's clear to me from the start Jason Heller doesn't like them at all…so that's where I stopped reading

Noooooooooooooo where will I go now for my cute "aw shucks" looks at the camera?!

Noooooooooooooo where will I go now for my cute "aw shucks" looks at the camera?!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE A NEW STRIDE AD! I BEG OF YOU!

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE A NEW STRIDE AD! I BEG OF YOU!