My only consolation in all of this is that in one hundred years we'll all be dead, an someone else can make a histrionically huge deal about something else.

Twenty three words deep.

Well said.  I've read some mean takedowns of Springsteen, but they never really seem like they're about the Springsteen I see or hear.

Kony?

Wikipedia tells me his name is pronounced with a glottal stop, but I think that's horseshit.

What's wrong with capitalizing "God" when it's clearly being used as a proper name?

…is this a reference?

It all merges together in the ishes.

… I liked Voyager.  >_>

It's /ˈbækjuˌlə/, right?

Give Japan time.  Soon the tentacles will be coming right at us.

MTV is of course a heinous and exploitative organization that deserves all of the mockery we can muster.  But I'd like to speak out a little on behalf of teen moms.  I've met several of them while working as a substitute teacher, and apart from the fact that they have offspring, most of them are more or less the same…

Oh, they're not actually serious here.  They just know it's harder to claim someone's being exploited if that someone is rich.  Network asses are duly covered.

It's pun-derful!

Well, I suppose they aren't entirely joyless, then.  And I'd certainly never deny that each individual member was insanely good at what they did.

Again, is it really that hard to believe Obama actually likes the Wire, and enjoys talking about it whenever someone asks him about it?

To protect his bosom buddies in ACORN, clearly.

And that's a goddamn shame.

That's clearly Sarah Palin's schtick.

Overrated.