Is it really that hard to believe that Obama enjoys the Wire?

Would an abortion even be necessary after a chainsaw fuck?

I would give anything for the opportunity to use an inside joke to make Dane Cook feel bewildered and uncomfortable.

@avclub-6a1cf9ff786388fe8796c57ec63d1075:disqus you try being tolerant of someone who makes it his personal mission to entrap you (or people like you) in politically embarrassing "sting operations."  We're not saints, after all.

I'm not happy he's dead.  But I am happy that this is (probably) the last time he'll be in the news.

That's the current sound, /ɲ/, that we've borrowed.  I can't think of a single English word, borrowed or native, that contains /ŋn/.

Got to do it proper!

Clearly, we have to fight it out.  City folk versus country folk, last man standing gets to say which lifestyle is most virtuous and authentic.

The Amish are strict, I'm sure, but the idea that they live like robots for God is just silly.  They've got a different standard of behavior, and it's stricter than the one we live in, but it's no less "human" than ours. 

Not the etymology of the slang term, though.

Right indeed.  Italian uses that spelling because of the influence of Latin (which of course, Italian is basically just a modern day variant of).

Where was I when this article came out!?  I have all sorts of pedantry to offer!

Some people either can't tell the difference, or just use the word "ugly" as a way to assert their superiority from a distance. 

I think that I officially have no idea what anyone is talking about anymore.

The first, no, but the second yes.  I hate hate hate when Hollywood vampire stories get smug about how "everything we know about vampires is Hollywood bullshit."

Ow.

Thank you.  Thank you so much for this.

I think the Razzies are more about gratuitously enjoying low-brow entertainment by "mocking" it than they are about actually mocking what's terrible in movies. 

Wow, that's massively offensive.

Yeah, I'll buy that.  Not the part about the llamas, though.