This racism doesn't even make sense.  I demand a little order from my racism.

Like for the edit.  Fantastic stuff.

If he hadn't been bigger than Jesus, I doubt he'd have gotten away with it.

It might be that I'm just not old enough to remember it with regard to previous Presidents, but I think the mass-media dissemination of serious anti-legitimacy arguments has made them more credible than they once were.  Take Kennedy, for example.  Republicans didn't like him and a few accused him of vote rigging or…

One of my deepest fears for our future is that the Clinton Presidency has initiated a continuing tradition of one party habitually regarding the other party's Presidents as illegitimate or criminal.  We've had three Presidents in a row now who were persistently and publicly dogged by rumor or innuendo regarding their…

Indeed.  They said the exact same sort of thing a hundred years ago, but you just can't keep the white man down.

Thank you very much, Asinus, for any reason to remember the Borax Kid.

Failed ____sies, the ultimate meta-meme?

Who cares if the charges are true or not?  I'm utterly contemptuous of the people currently repeating them!

Considering that she didn't take him up on the offer, I think maybe there's a third choice?

But I certainly don't ride camels or wrap towels around my head, except when enjoying a luxurious day at a spa.  So definitely, not like the Taliban at all.

Je suis Marxiste, tendance Groucho.

::: Shudders a thousand shudders:::

Please.  Please go to bed.  Forever.

I already can't think about the name Santorum without recalling the word "froth."  Let's please not add "clinch" to that list.

Rick Santorum actually goes for the free market theory of conception: every sperm has the right to compete for the right to fertilize one available egg.  The 1% that makes it gets to enjoy the material rewards in recognition of its triumph, and the 99% will just have to accept that they're too lazy and stupid to ever…

Man, fuck that guy.

Steely Dan had an album in 2001? It's almost as if they recorded it just to give the Grammys something bizarre to choose.

Slow clap, sir.  Slow clap.

Have you considered what, exactly, the "fruit" of a big butt would be?