That's what I thought at first.  Now I feel bad about it.

Warrissey is a meme that seriously needs further development.

It's catchy.

Did you really just brag about your penis?  In a Morrissey thread?

@avclub-fcb71c67fc706abc3c9e9d81675f7542:disqus , not when you're thirteen…

GAME SHOWS ARE BACK.

Possibly the funniest line I've ever read. 

The rule is bogus.

Whoops. /Sheepish grin, folksy comeback.

Lobsters: "Propriety?  PROPRIETY!?  Fuck you and your propriety!"

I am intrigued.  Which episode is this?

Dude, it is the best.  It's got one of those sweet rope ladders you can pull up so that terrible media can't climb in after you, and also a supply water balloons for when times get dangerous.  Or if you just want to throw water balloons at people.

Stop being angry at Twilight for existing?

I think it would depend on whether the account were an asset of any potential value.  I imagine judges would probably just order it to be deleted.

Man, FUCK the History Channel.

Penises have a way of slipping into things without being noticed.  They're extremely sneaky little bastards.

Reptilian or not, as Space Pope you have a duty to humanity.  And that duty is…not pictures of Ashton Kutcher.  definitely not.

Words of wisdom, to be sure.

Not committing adultery in a hot tub is really hard, guys.

Which drugs?