I wish your first assertion seemed likelier.  I wish your second seemed unlikelier.

Rockin'.

So Barry gets in the Hall of fame one day with an asterisk, while Pete doesn't get in at all.

I guess you could call them foibles, but don't let it get around.

Knowing that Republicans are going to win several Presidential elections in my lifetime keeps me from becoming an optimist.

The word of Snopes is no longer recognized as truth?

It's never been the same since it got cancelled the first time.

I feel a little better about my Beach Boys geekery now.

That song would be a lot more respectable if it had more words.

I stopped listening to classic rock radio when I finally realized that I wasn't just being fantastically unlucky: they really were going to play a Foreigner song every time I got in the car.

Oh yes, because listening to Axl Rose's grating bleat is FUN.  Watching Eddie Van Halen rub his cock raw on stage is FUN.  Being in the same room as a Metallica song is FUN.

Fuck it, man.  If sensitivity kills rock, then ELVIS killed rock when he asked everyone if he could be their Teddy bear.

Whenever I think of Nickelback in my head, the lead singer's voice just makes sort of a grinding noise.  I might transcribe it as sort of a hnnnnnga horrrna hunnnnnnnggga hurg.  Hunger Dunger Dang might not be phonetically accurate, but it captures the spirit of the sound in a more pronounceable way.

In Stone Cold's defense, @avclub-7208b560dcd4b65a8ff76e20b4b9fcec:disqus ,  you type really loud.

There's a Homestar-shaped hole in all of our lives.

Thank you too.

Thank you.

God, I hate when people do that!

You've got a problem with it?  Take it up with Liberace's ghost.

It took me back to the days when I could take a beat-em-up seriously.  Glory, glory!