No you got it backwards; get on TV and then you'll become a celebrity!

Thank you George for the "good-time buddies" and "joy-boy" quotes. Loved Bookman!

I like Tosh.0 and like his standup as well. Come on… it's funny because it's RACIST!

JERRY
HELLO

But what does Paul the prognosticating octopus have to say about the final?

Well which one has the cookie monster-style lyrics?

Fuck these disfunctional insecure actresses.

As a dipshit, I approve of any hotdog with meat as a condiment.

whoah Whoah WHOAH Diabeetus, there's no need to insult custard. That stuff is tasty. Better than ice cream even.

Oh sure, but he'll watch a movie based on a video game. Who's the loser now, Ebert?

They said she was retarded, but them titties ain't retarded!

TYPING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
SQUIDBRAINS

This is a bar chart of my favorite pies…
And this is a pie chart of my favorite bars!

Le HA HA

You're forgetting "the wheelman from North Carolina," with the wifebeater and the fake dip in his mouth.

I was headed back from the gym in Malibu when the chase was going on. I absolutely loved the Stern prank call, and was enraged that those asshole Angelenos would block the freeway during evening rush. The Griffey throw in was a little obscure (most HRs before June 30?) and felt that this documentary wasn't as strong…

"Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win?"

Well, Walt smashes up that Aztek about as much as Ricky wrecks his truck, so I'd say it's a draw.

Please include me in the fantasy football league! I'm terrible so it's easy to make fun of me!!1!

I see what you did there.