Sonofa!

Agreed, this thread has been winsome.

Metallica, bus crash.

While I agree that History Channel has a bunch of unrelated programming, I think Pawnstars and American Pickers are good examples of historical education. Lots of cool stuff on those shows. I would like to add to the "enough Nostradamus and Life After People already" sentiment.

Did Right Wingnut just imply that he has sex with his mother? Mind you, I'm not judging…

Second on the Carfagno love.

You don't get out much, Caine.

Senor Plow, no es macho…

I always wondered why a millionaire couldn't find his own strange.

*shudder*

*coughs into bong, spewing embers on the carpet*

Biggest laugh of the day guys: great work!

The Dipshituation!

Uh, it is very much Phil Hartman's fault he's dead. You just don't tell your coked-up, unstable wife you want a divorce and then retire to your marital bed.

We should ALL die from "sexual misadventure."

I got tricked into watching a Vin Diesel movie that way!

Maybe that's the key for Northeast Ohio's economic woes: Cleveland becomes a retirement destination for the folks that can't afford Florida real estate!

Ray Lewis is free because unlike OJ, he knew to "stab with buddies."

But Brittney says "hit me baby one more more time" in a schoolgirl outfit and you're cool with it?

My wife absolutely hates the Taco Bell Diet commercial. It's guaranteed to make her sputter and cuss, so it's become my new favorite ad.