You have my sympathies, Shan. And at my house, "blowies" are reserved for those months that the missus overdraws the checking account, or otherwise financially screws up.

From behind, of course.

SCREW YOU TAXPAYER!

I'm just glad I'm not the only who sees that flash of light before my rage attacks.

Well, at least it'll keep your balls out the toilet!

Buried right next to the piece of garbage that killed him.

I laughed because I thought Emily was responding to SuperMonkey's post.

He hates these hams!!

People accuse sports fans of being out of control and nutty all the time.

I applaud any Dukakis reference.

It seems like that recently. She had sworn off "tabloid" TV and then came the book club, the Angel network and the school in Africa. This year, she's had shows featuring two horribly disfigured women, tell-alls with Whitney Houston, consenual incest with McKenzie Phillips, and porn stars. It seems like she's come full…

Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.

There's no need to bring Red Stripe into this. It didn't do anything wrong.

Kids, did I ever tell you about the time…
back in the fall of 2009 when I was raped by a biker gang?

Yeah, like they market cough syrup to rappers! And spray paint to taggers!!

It smells like Bigfoot's dick!

Good writing Keith.

Ooh, good one! I like Doug Stanhope as well!1!!

For me it was a huge bounce back from last week's fat suit bullshit. The only play I didn't like was the ridiculous genie outfit. Also, why don't Barney's past conquests ever return to that tiny bar? You'd think that by now all of McClarens would be filled with Stinson's scorned women.

Did you wax my car?