Phyllis George is still a great looking woman!

I never slice!

My only ritual is that I have to smoke weed before I play a video game. Wait; is that a ritual, or a chemical dependency?

Most poor people are ugly. It's science.

Wrong. All chimps should rollerskate and smoke cigars.

Looks like they'll have to get someone else to host the next talk show.

Who puts tuna in egg salad?!

Trust fund, weed guy on speed dial, and a bi hot girlfriend.

It was the worst episode of the season. Fuck a fat suit.

That was me Tiger. I don't even want to talk about what Nostradamus was doing, but one act explains the other.

DeadlineFAIL

Leno
Magic Johnson
Chevy Chase
Mencia
Jack Parr

He was responsible for the Moment of Zen; around here folks give lifetime passes for stuff like that.

What a fantastic show. It's where I picked up my catchphrase:

Fucking Cheaters.

This thread has been both the Bee's Knees AND the Cat's Pajamas.

Egg salad- alright but not great; i get it for lunch when we're out of lunch meat at the end of the work week. Much prefer chicken sald w/celery and sliced grapes.
Walnuts in brownies- good, but pecans are better
Pineapple on pizza- great with peperoni
mayo over Miracle Whip

Maybe he couldn't decide which one was his favorite and said "Fuck it, I make $27 million per!"

Only the best one ever, Santos!

I take delight in your disappointment.