She was fucking coyotes and nobody has video of this?!?!

Another poor soul deluded about the infallability of the American justice system. He walked 'cuz he was rich. He molested children. What you do with that information is your choice.

Fucking socialists.

JoelShue: I was having sex with my college girlfriend when the radio station announced the Douglas/Tyson knockout. I went limp from the shock!

Do not speak ill of my Space Cake.

Another connection between NASCAR and the COS is that NASCAR doesn't publish it's rule book either! Also, Tom Cruise has been to a few races this year.

I already know that God hates hates me
For I am a Cleveland Browns fan.

The Shocker!

Damnit! I have to read the whole thread before I show stuff to co-workers. I got pwned!

SPOILER, man!!

I'd rather BallU than IU.

He didn't get the chance, but I would like to update the dude's kill sheet. It should now read 19.

I have no idea how long your track is, but 9 seconds seems slow. Are you saying you didn't like the show?

"…that time I HAD a poison ivy rash…"

The game was better than this episode. But this episode was better than Gloria Estefan and Hank Jr. singing the MNF intro. Actually that time I a poison ivy rash that spread to my genitals was better than Gloria Estefan and Hank Jr. singing the MNF intro. Make of that what you will.

Other people to be named starlets include: blue chip soccer players, porn actresses, and more.

Ha!

No, I've got that one. The last time I saw it on TV was when Peter from Family Guy had the personal soundtrack orchestra. Thanks though.

Hey Norm!

To say nothing of Reno. Where else can you avoid the hustle and bustle of Vegas while feeding your gambling jones?