Thank you Racist! Anybody got a button for the tromboneFAIL from the Brady Bunch?

As someone who works the grounds at a university, outdoor classes just piss me off to work around. Stay inside, jerks. I don't go to your mom's job and jump up and down on the mattress.

Marshall needs a chart of his various hairstyles. Perhaps in pie chart form.

No draft = no outrage/protests. You know it was discussed by the administration, but as long as volunteers are doing the dirty work, the draft-age kids will go right on with their hipping and hopping.

Nobody wins because we're all fucked either way.

Replicants have birthdays?

Then you must have hated the Bush administration.

Stop calling Americans "Yanks." I fucking hate the Yankees.

It had to be Monica, since she was already down there.

I once burned a doob at OSU outside the bookstore. The store is located on High Street, so I'm sure I'm not the only one who partook in the irony of it all.

I believe Clinton and Monica were oral only.

Expired? Shit

Just remember: You don't have to be faster than the bear Leonard. You just have to be faster than the other hiker.

I heard that U2 actually was forcing Jerry Jones to raise that ridiculous video screen at Cowboy's Stadium because of their 100' tall stage. So there is some redeeming value to a U2 tour.

Well how else can you keep it from getting scratched?

You guys and your college talk are making me miss my meal plan. 1st night at Teh Ohio State University I got a write-up for beer. But I'll always miss my meal plan.

One of the best song /scene combos in film history right there!

The Russians are your go-to people for radiation sickness/cancer.

Worst. Post . Ever.

JHawk- the actual city of Cleveland has the same effect on most people.