I think it's spelled "erection."

I think the fact that she is admitting that it was consensual, and taking some of the responsibilty for this horror show, makes me think she is genuine in her admission.

Would Clint Eastwood-style violence be a micro genre? I sure do enjoy it when his various characters whoop up on people.

She's a good old worker AND a good old pal!

Can never your children when you someone eat them, amirite Hillbilly?

Holy crap; I just got the wordplay in Tom's name.

Yay! A new Book Club installment!!
I didn't read the article, but I'm glad Oprah's book club is back and I can't wait to read MP's new book. Most of the stuff Oprah has us read is awesome, and I'll bet this one is no different! Wooo!

I'm thinking DUI, although around these parts folks prefer the "liquorcycle."

It's nice to know that the former NY Giants reciever Amani Toomer is making men's clothing now.

OH SHIT, IT WAS TEH OTHER PROFESSOR. Ted discovers he's gay and they adopt!!

I'VE GOT WHIP FEVER

It's not your prostate is getting any smaller when you someone eat it.

40 oz. for breakfast may be why you're WALKING to work.

Howard Johnson's right!

Milk is totally gay. I pour Sam Adams over my cereal.

Will you two stop saying pocky ?!?

Not strange at all Pig. She was hawt, and I even liked the squeaky voice.

Shouldn't you be at home, filling your Slanket with farts?

You got caught cheating HA HA

You don't get it Elaine; they weren't my pants!