Oh how I wish Serena flashed a nip. I'm pro-Serena but what she did was bush league, and she knows better than she acted. I'm a little disappointed that everyone wants to put this under the umbrella of "competitive fire" like we do when Tiger curses a blue streak on TV. It was inappropriate, and it cost her a major…

Yes, kill them in the most painful gory way for exposing us to sex!

I thought the piercing was hot. And the least disgusting thing about that halftime show. Most disgusting was probably Kid Rock, wearing a desecrated American flag as a poncho, singing (i think) American Bad Ass.

"Hey, you didn't hear me complaining about my Loobster did you?"

Obama's a muslim fascist, dude. He hasn't been a communist for like, six months.

My favorite Married with Children quote (from Kelly the weather bunny misreading the prompter):
"Oh no! There's a strom coming!"

*yells EARNHARDT*

out of, actually.

Shawn Merriman will LARP the shit out out any pretty-boy, shorts and t-shirt wearing soccer pansy you could name. Bu-Lee-dat!

An i-job!

Go to the code screen and enter "LoVEd1dIT"

It's been 17 years since the Pirates contended, not 32.

More like DJ-D Ceased, amirite?!

Isn't that the case with most porn, NB?

That would be the Shakin Corrolary, santos.

I can't wait until the mop starts violently stalking the lady. And seriously, if your broom/mop can travel on it's own, set up a web cam, and communicate with disc jockeys, why would you ever get rid of it? It's a magic broom!

I saw that show on History Channel too, Fats. Now I want to carve a phallus into my street that points to my house.

the "Ottowa okey-doke" would work too.

It's just a flesh wound.

Otto- how about boxers?