Will there be a song about his profligate spending habits?

Steve Doocy. Ha!

Almost Jorge: Esquival is Romo, since he's got Latino heritage. Suzy Q has to be Jeff Garcia, who is both a ginger and (if you believe TO) light in the loafers, as they say. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

He's right; I prefer my marshmallows right off the vine.

Kareebel, do you say "Death to the West" instead of a curse word? If so that would be pretty damn funny to hear from passing traffic.

Socko was funny for a week. This is instantly tired.

How do you stay high on salvia? It lasts like 2 minutes at most, before the crushing headache hits.

1- You don't show up the ump during the game AMYWHERE. Dudes get thrown out from the dugout for the kind of crap SV was doing, and
2- You don't argue balls and strikes during the game.

Mike Hunt?

Kattan was on Sirius' Alt Nation today promoting the shit out of Bollywood Hero, whatever that is.

It should be fairly straightforward to install the vagina cam. The challenge will be keeping it in there.

I consider providing visual fodder for my masturbatory activities to be a very constructive occupation. These people are the real heroes.

The UK Office was better than the American Office too, don'tcha know.

I would not mind getting behind Paula's caboose. Plus, I could be terrible to her and she'd be so wasted she wouldn't remember. Oh, but I would..

Hurry, hurry

She looks like Toni Collette in the second poster.

Herschel Walker > Tony Dorsett.

They are round like boobies. More like an implant though when you think about it.

Otto- are you referring to "Zingers?"

Great job Sean: I can't believe how much I dislike this man now.