I had a rat tail in 8th-9th grade. I used to bleach it blonde for extra style. One night I got drunk on a dusty old jug of homemade wine and burned it off in a coffee cup full of straight bleach. The next day I contracted mono and was stuck in the house for weeks. Totally ruined the summer of 1984 for me. I miss my…

Please show me the blimp certificate! That's the greatest scam I've ever heard of. A blimp! Ha!!

Since she's the class valedictorian, this probably won't be her last graduation; so I don't think this was much of a "wasted memeory" for her. HS graduation is a useless ceremony. If it's the highlight of your life, you've done something wrong with your life.

I thanks you all for thsi lovely thread.

Is "educated" anything like "raped?" If not, my middle school has some explaining to do!

Tom Cruise brought the hate on himself between jumping on Oprah's couch and calling Matt Lauer "glib" and pooh-poohing anti-depressants as unnecessary.

It's possible that the US has turned it's back on JT already.

Maybe it has something to do with the 9 million sales of MJ albums since his death.

Twogreattastes: American Grafitti is 50's nostalgia that makes me nostalgic for the 70's.

Goodfellas convinced me that "Monkeyman" is teh best RS song.

We made green slime and dumped it on each other one night when my parents were at bowling league. They were pissed when they got home. Good times.

To be fair Winston, do Euros recognize a difference between the culturally distinctive places in Florida?

Jughead, you can't eat all those hamburgers!

I dunno Bridge, McDonald's goes through me pretty quick. Sometimes a little too quick. And that's why I never eat McD's in the car anymore.

Great one, Trips.

That's dangerous. And sexy.

She needs to hook up with Joe the Plumber. If they pool their 15 minutes, they may still be moderately relevant by Labor Day.

@Professor- That's called "a sour bite from the apple of freedom."

Let me simplify this for everyone:

We're the Good Old Blues Brothers Boys!