That's not bad. I'm seriously thinking of using Sha-mon in everday conversations. With myself.

Anywhere and Warrior: That was a beautiful exchange and wonderfully executed!

That poor, poor nose.

Actually, I believe that some of us CAN be boiled down in a snarky post. Like your mom.

Well don't keep me waiting: What did Pete Wentz think about all this?

Which time? The time he settled for 8 figures, or the time he was put on trial? In California, where juries never get it wrong. Ever. Especially when celebrities are involved. Evidently, Euros have much more faith in our justice system than Americans do. Rubes…

Don't forget Quiznos and the Tasty Torpedo.

dealing with a meth-head that wants to trade sex for product?

[cleans up after catering the wrap party]

Another vote for Carsenio. Owned! Yes Sir!

Fast food chains have been making new food from menu item leftovers for years. Exhibit A: Wendy's chili.

Flashman's right- it's an awesome title. Good to know she has a sense of humor about her husband nailing an underage girl that shoots her in the face at her home. Does anybody know what Caruso thinks about this?

That was actually two different shows, but I remember them too Arsenio.

Was it better or worse than T-bone's post?

Of course they'll laugh, Lupin. I mean, just look at that thing man!

Substitute "rich" for "famous" and you nailed it Kyle.

The French judge awards a 6.8 for technical merit: Mike Tyson could never spell notorious, and would NEVER hyphenate wife-beater.

The classic Butterface. If you're not permanently disgusted by that one time she pissed herself(itself?) onstage.

The language. Of the Deal?

Quirk is right. Them's fightin' words. Anybody got any other ones? I nominate: "Well what are you gonna do about it?"