Didn't her breasts win an Oscar in Moster's Ball?

No she's not. She's hot, but she's no Robyn Meade.

Yeah, and cashing all those wack sitcom paychecks! Somebody call Child Services!

Well done Carusobeard.

Yo homes, smell ya later!

My Image!

The Hater is NEVER bitter or dripping with sarcasm. Not ever.

He's gotten too angry before to be Smoove B.

OTP- judging by your akward public moments, I have to ask: Are you former president George W. Bush?

They tried to do a triple bill with Scareballs, an emo/goth group with a Maine Coon singing lead. Shit got crazy backstage though.

Shaq- Damnocracy was the name they settled on, but they spitballed the gems Savage Animal and Celebutard, among others.

It was a Taco Bell bacon chalupa in the redheads purse that you speak of.

The moustache, the Half-Jews response; that is gold people. And I don't even know what he said.

Barney: We ARE Madmen!

I don't think the actual Ultimate Warrior had this many lines of dialogue.

Abner Louima?

Lustfully Yodeling.

Well to be fair Cynic, that was Limp Bizkit, and we were talking about music here. Apples and oranges…

MC's tits and Dave Attel quotes = thread of the month.

Then wouldn't it be spelled "hairoin?"