I'm STILL looking for the Thingamajig candy bars at the local Walgreens. I think they make the "where to get" stores up.

I now believe that District Attorneys in Southern California hire Fraggles.

I remain amazed at LA's criminal justice system ability to consistently shit the bed.

RIP Bird
Mark "The Bird" Fidrych died this afternoon at 54. He won the 1976 Al Rookie of the Year pitching for the Detroit Tigers. He was killed working on a dump truck at his Mass. farm.

Zing?

That confused me as well.

I wouldn't say that BBT fucked up the Angelina Jolie thing. He used her up like a dirty whore (limo sex on the way to the red carpet, personalized tattoos, vials of each other's blood), and then got out before she went full retard (cockroach eating, adopting dozen's of third world kids and wrecking the Pitt/Anniston…

I saw Jaws as a kid at the drive-in with my folks. Did not like bath time for a while after that.

Ha-ha! Your meme is dying!

But she's gotten more serious about her sobriety in the last year! Last year?! I think she's been on the junk since at least 1991-2! Junkies are bad parents.

I just fuck the gap between the stove and the counter. Does that count?

The Champion's League programming with all the dramatic "Champions!" over and over and over again has become tiresome. Especially since it didn't change from last season.

An Arthur Treacher's shout out! I loved the fish triangles with the malted vinegar.

You guy's are getting off easy. Our reviews are all ladder matches with EXTREME rules.

We should all forget Rodman's and Mailman's wrestling forays. Rodman was the worst celebrity wrestler ever.

El Zilcho nailed it.

"I hit a police horse with my motorcycle, and now I have to wear this Hollywood Bracelet!"

That's what happened to my hampster.

The Plague had the same effect on Europe. Jobs and houses for everybody!

But Ladydisdain likes THE funny! She belongs here!