Herpes- that made me laugh.

My uncles were forbidden to watch the Stooges after uncle Tony tried to dull a saw on uncle Nick's head. True story. Still makes me laugh.

Arsenio and Jim: greetings from this NC state college employee (not NC State). These kids ain't seen dysfunction until they've worked for the state gov't., amirite?

Gaze upon my Brian Dunklemen card and be jealous. It the Honus Wagner of AI.

Immaculate, you're my butterfly sugar baby.

I still enjoy my Rock of Love dirty needle. Almost as much as my Axmen thermos.

easytoplease- sorry about the 12-packer comment the other day on the TVclub thread. Sometimes it just feels good to be a mean boy. I was just havin' you on is what I was havin'. I'm still an asshole, but normally I'm more of a smart-ass type of asshole. I hope we can still be friends.

Fonzie says "Ayyy."

She would crtainly break my concentration.

So chav=Liverpool fan then.

Seriously, backwash is the best you clowns could come up with for Chang? What hell is this, 2 bloggers-1 cup?

Damnit. All this talk of booze, and since it's 2 days til payday, all I got in the fridge is a sad lonely can of the high life.

I bet easytoplease is a 12-packer.

Nobody liked the billboard for the U2 moving company "We move in mysterious ways?"

Or Cacca.

Zorner- As someone that moved up the totem pole to front-line management, I can tell you that I spend most of my time dealing with fuckups from the bottom-rung "superstars" who have an inflated sense of their own worth.

I saw it. For shame…

Hey Barack…uh, you got any gum?

Actually I know that. It was that alley that Obama was going to remove (for his b-ball court?) that led to Leno's question and subsequent Special Olympics gaffe.

The grape flavor comes from the cough syrup.