"I will not die sober!"

An excellent, insightful review of a terrifically entertaining movie. Although I'm glad I didn't read it before I saw the film, because of that first-sentence casting reveal which I found to be a delightful surprise.

Also, the dude they were interviewing had a book about to be published by Simon & Schuster, which is — surprise! — a division of CBS.

Stupid bosses! Who needs 'em, am I right??

Surprised to see that DC tends to outsell Marvel, and by more than 10% in September. I guess that villains month went over pretty well. Weird.

Classic Greg!

Well said.

Oh hey, I just watched Mitch's episode of Workaholics last night and didn't realize that was him until I saw this article. He's funny!

Waaaaitaminnit — Frank Darabont wrote the original draft of Frankenstein? And you're just telling us about it now??

And when the strip ended, the storyline was that it was "cancelled" because the characters had deliberately offended the comic strip censors. Just awesome stuff; I should really revisit that shit.

Snoopy is very definitely Charlie Brown's dog. If you haven't read the '50s and '60s Peanuts comic strips (which make this fact very clear), you should; they're excellent.

Peter Porker the Spectacular Spider-Ham

Nah, it's the new Tesseract …… okay, same thing

"stabbing just makes me so happy" — Brillig, 10/9/13

I'd say he's pretty much right about the implausibility of the machine gun ending, but then of course that does make him a hypocrite for having done pretty much the same thing a million times himself — respect violence, indeed. And then he goes utterly into hopelessly out-of-touch, get-off-my-lawn territory, making it…

Dan Harmon automatically wins that feud because he isn't currently writing for Modern Family.

Oh, there are plenty of clints over at DC

Dude, this movie is supposed to entertain kids, not traumatize them for life!

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