NOT SURE IF SERIOUS

Yep.
And it so fuckin' shows.

Oh, I am quite aware of "how this shit works" and thought it was the cheapest way to get heat possible.
And eye-rolling heat wasn't the kind of heat they wanted.

Cass has hair.
Theory disproved.

The "end of the show" for most people is the end of hour 2 these days, it seems.

I gotta get this in one more time

There is no better sight for me than a couple of bears beating the shit outta Dean Ambrose.

nope

This was so bad I could swear the E rehired Russo the night before.
Bad finish after bad finish, then a truly awful Lana match followed up by yet another terrible decision to protect Swag from the hard labor of a ladder match only to have the worst wrestler in the match pull down the case.
Just freakin' godawful.

Counterpoint: NO

Staring John Cena

I kinda agree with that.
Then again, maybe not mean ENOUGH

I had Great Dick of Fire once.
Some penicillin cleared it right up.

Which seems to have been sadly forgotten.

BUT BUT DAVE MELTZER TOKYO DOME

Thanks, Russo

"Why? Why is this happening?"

I don't even know how to respond to this deliberate misread.

I don't know how you smoke pot, but clinking joints together isnt something I've ever seen.
Tea. They were sippin' tea.

So was Enzo bit and Blassie still a icon