This almost ALMOST makes me want to go to a Chuck E. Cheese.

This is NOT the wrestling material I want to see on the AVE CLUB

I refuse to believe there is anything inconsistent on the AV CLUB

AV Club is gonna tell you what's best and your gonna goddamn like it!

THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE

Franklin is a major thoroughfare. No way I would live on that street.
This is coming from a guy who used to live two blocks away from this place, btw.

Oh, probably because it is beneath them

Nice to see Swag actually putting in some effort for once, but it still didn't rise to the level of a great match with Cena's terrible selling until his head almost got broken off; but the character bits were nice.
Also expected more from Styles and Owens as the whole match seemed rather clumsy leading up to that…

Oh. Oh.
That was goooooood.

I wouldn't say good. Decent is more like it.

Yeah. But it's Impact for crissakes

I've pretty much stopped commenting there because of just that.

Yeah, you'd think that. But there kinda isn't.

Kinja a'comin'.
Nothing is safe.

Maybe, but she certainly doesn't deserve to be where she is in the card at this state of her career.
She's far below anyone in the NXT roster in ability and putting her in these matches makes it obvious to anyone with eyes.

I had a hard time figuring out who the "you can't wrestle" chants were directed at when both of them were in the ring.

My big question was why Jason Jordan and the company was basically acting like he never wrestled before with all the "butterflies" and nervous behavior before his "big" match with Curt Hawkins.
The angle is ridiculous enough, yet they still find ways to make it even stupider.

Uh, it's the WWE.

JUSTICE FOR DARRYL

Naito let us down!