I gotta give the E credit for not even trying before their biggest show of the year.
That just takes balls.

THE AV CLUB

Okay.
But how about some good reasons?

Yea, it does.
But you can take comfort that they'll turn face again in a bit and go back to the crappy matches they had before heelin'

Before I was on the fence. But now.
Fuck Shane McMahon

Which begs the question- why did they cast her?

Part of me is looking forward to this.
The other part ain't.

No one can come close to what this man did.
Nor will they.

Throw in Cena and you got a deal

Do they visit Nick Denton?

Stephanie McMahon. Giving ball shots to wrestling fans everywhere.

That's good news.
I'm still working on my script for Brother Theodore Rex.

The only reason he deserves a "Holy Shit" chant is because he actually makes it to the ring.
I am flabbergasted at the response this old man gets. Nostalgia I get. Pretending he can still go is another.

Man, you know Vince was screaming for Paul to get out there ASAP after Goldberg acknowledged those chants. Because he had absolutely no idea what to do about them.

A B!?
That thing barely rose above D status and that was only because of Neville/Gallagher

You're better off never finding out

Was this originally written for Gawker?

I'm baffled that they took what made him stand apart the most from the crowd away from him.
And then gave him an umbrella.
Ah, WWE. When WON'T you disappoint me.

I don't think we'll be seeing the King again after his showing last night.
Thankfully.

If by "emergency PR guy" you mean Univision, you are correct.