I don't know if there is any saving the Ascension now. Or ever, since they were buried by commentary (and themselves) since their debut.
They would be perfect for the B team Wyatts, but that obviously isn't going to happen.
However, if The Vaudes ever happen to meet up with Jack Gallagher, I would be a happy happy man.

The belts don't mean shit anymore.
That is simply the way the E treats them in the storylines.

Glad I wasn't the only one to go "who the hell is this"? when that kid showed up

Aside from the Miz/Ambrose match, it was indeed a dull one.
Oh, I'll give props to AJ as well for his promo.

Yep.
Don't see why folks don't see this

Why is Titus still around with his absence of talent?
Because David Otunga needs someone to hang out with.

Yeah, it was basically the Cliff's Notes version of the 205 match.
For the RAW audience with no attention span, which is why we had to see Charlotte turn on Ric three times.

Truth

Ah, Raven's Flock.
The good ol' days…

hopefully I can look forward to Corbin tearing a quad walking to the ring then to get him off my TV

Eh. Mediocre at best. If it wasn't for the goddamned man that is AJ Styles, most of this would have been forgettable.
Bray and Orton winning the belts was a given and the match was pretty perfunctory because it seemed a forgone conclusion since the match was booked.
Nikki/Carmella was a terrible match for the ages and…

"try" is the problem. He may "live" that character, but very little of it translates into his matches. The guy is boring. Picking a fight with a cruiserweight is not a bad ass thing to do. It's a stupid cheap way to get heat and while Corbin may get some of it, it is a generic way to do it.
He's practically a 3rd…

Okay, I'll join in on the Nikki Bella is bad bandwagon.
She's not as bad as she once was, I will give you that, but she put in as little effort as possible (and this terrible match shows that in spades, especially the finish) and has no character aside that she's "fearless".
Granted, Carmella isn't much better, but…

With this, I bid adieu and
ABSO
LUTELY

Alexa's seems like she practiced it in front of a mirror most of the time instead of spontaneous putdowns

which reminds me that I COMPLETELY forgot to watch 205 Live

Yep.
It's just too bad that TBK is now a shell of what he was in the CWC

Hmm. Good theory.

Brevity is the soul of wit.
Something you know very little about, since you resort to Trump jokes. But hey, you seemed to take that Gawker stab to heart, so it figures.

Eh. That's the IO9 commenting norm