Come on. That's not fair.
A bowel movement is actually pleasurable.

She's freakin' awful.
That multi kick move she does looks so ridiculous when 90% of them don't even come close to looking like they are hitting her opponent.

Don't be sorry, it DID suck. Review here is baffling as there wasn't a single good match on this show, but that doesn't seem to matter these days.
Making your champion look like a complete chump seems to be the way they book them these days, so getting that belt is something everyone should aspire to so they can put on…

When after all, it was you and me

No, I'm right there with you. Until Goldberg.
This nostalgia for Goldberg is something to behold. Because if you were one that watched his "career", you shouldn't be happy to see him back at all. His whole promo wasn't even about wrestling, it was about his image and what wrestling could do for it. And him wandering…

Of all the things that were in this episode, this got to me the most

I don't grade on a curve.
A C is a C is a C.

Realizing that connection just made me giddy when he said it.

Give it a C because that's what it basically strives for.

I think that is just showing her as a "manipulator" instead of actually being a chaotic neutral.
They are going out of their way to point that out these days so it is no accident.

Especially when Naomi can't even wrestle and Bliss can.

I think you can go a bit further than "today".

they are too "hipster" for him!

which is exactly the issue I have with it. There is absolutely no difference between the faces and supposed heels here.

Oh, look. A Survivor fan making fun of wrestling fans.

Since you are a "very" new fan, Alasdair, I'll let it slide, but if this didn't have the wonderfulness of KO and CJ, this show would be a solid D since absolutely nothing happened to progress anything aside from a bunch of pronouncements by the talking heads as usual.
Matches were dull and even Rusev seemed to be lost…

and the smile on my face was quite large

and what is the "non-hipster" take?

If it wasn't for KO and CJ, this show would have been a cure for insomnia.

because a face should interfere in others matches?
that's some Reigns booking right there.