but they weren't, as they were kicking out of finisher's left and right.
But only H's pedigree is the one that can't be kicked out of.

Completely.
I was fucking angry after that finish.
Owens (or any of them) deserved better than the living shovel that is H.

you forgot "and awful"

Thrasher's gut was huge. So big that I'm surprised he didn't wear a shirt under that tank top.

Seconded.
And Miss Renee ain't all that great of an actor

Yeah, that was storytelling. BAD storytelling. They effectively killed the Miz with that Ziggler interruption. He should have annihilated Zigs like he did DB and continue with that over a list of possible opponents.
And sorry, but when the E tries to be funny, like at Slater's "house", they come off anything but. If…

Well, if Spring Breakers is on that list of the best of the century so far, I better rethink how shitty I thought it was.

He's so bad that he and Titus O'Neil should tag team together

THAT'S IT!
That's what I'm talking about!
That shit is pure fire and it should actually be on the goddamned SHOW and not on some after the fact thing that a freakin' fraction of the audience watches.
Storylines should be on the damn show, not furthered on something somebody may or may not watch.

Guy is just terrible.
That and his average (at best) ringwork makes you wonder why he is still around

sure, if you use Titus O'Neil as the low bar

Titus O'Neil may have cut the worst promo in the past decade or so.
And it. just. went. on. and. on.

Yeah, Nakamura/Joe just didn't have any chemistry and the show as a whole was rather meh (but a decent meh) aside from that fabulous tag match.
And yes, that CWC trophy is Universal belt kinds of ugly.

It hurt my understanding of Reality.

I'm a smark hater right here!
He's rather one dimensional and dull as a brick. Not saying he won't improve, but that body and receding hairline say otherwise.
Picking on a Lucha Dragon ain't gonna get you over.

Eh. Not really. Aside from Miz TV and AJ on commentary, nothing happened here.
Naomi's new look is brand new for 1988!

I thought it was confirmed that Dar had signed?

Considering it is one of the two moves she can actually perform, I bet she will.

He does.
But the E will put a stop to that!

This show was the crib notes of everything wrong in the WWE today.
Just. Sheesh.