I joked that my daughter would want to see th shit out of this movie. At first, she said it looked dumb but I see the commercials working on her.

Die Hard 6: To Die Hard For

It's like when Skating with Celebrities took Arrested Developments spot. Bad news that sounds like fake news.

Goddamn shame, indeed. March 29 is Good Friday

A pinata filled with 40 lbs of Nerds!…. is what I need to cope with this news.

Let Sleeping Dogs Die Hard

A Mile High Mustache Ride? Usually, you have to go to a Denver gay club for that.

Sounds like shit.net (.com was taken)

Every time Taylor Swift breaks up with a guy, she says, "That's a gold record."

Your own. Personal. Beebsus.

Greeter at the All Star Cafe?
"Hey now, you're an all star at All Star Cafe, try the Gretzky Gumbo."

Wait. You mean they have more episodes than just "Fight Fighter?" That seems to be the only episode I see in a sea of Shake It Ups.

Rooney Mara looks like she's never even SEEN a potato. Unless she is Famine personified like the Horseman of Apocolypse and she blighted all the wee potatoes in Ireland!

I had a girlfriend that tapped on my window to wake me because she had a nightmare about stabbing me in the eye. I later married her only to be utterly surprised that it wouldn't work out. If only I had a clue.

Here comes the CancerAIDS with the burning and the sex with cancer monkeys and the Hey Hey!

"Before Alison Brie's workout video, I was a skinny wimp. Now, I have a right arm to rival Hellboy!"

"Before Alison Brie's workout video, I was a skinny wimp. Now, I have a right arm to rival Hellboy!"

I feel like we should clone him and see if the clone turns into a bald Tom Hardy. Or would we need Ron Perlman to raise him?

I feel like we should clone him and see if the clone turns into a bald Tom Hardy. Or would we need Ron Perlman to raise him?

Her character's name is Fiscal Quarter Smith so she comes last year…. I may not understand finance.