"A Stannister always shits from butt." Sounds bad, but imagine Warwick Davis saying it.

But she is covered nude in that PG-13 Snow White in the next theater. What a bunch of bullshit!

But she is covered nude in that PG-13 Snow White in the next theater. What a bunch of bullshit!

"Girlfriend with a zombie bite. I know, I know, it's serious"

"Girlfriend with a zombie bite. I know, I know, it's serious"

"I'm Sir Issac Newton but now, sir, I kick you, Son!"

"I'm Sir Issac Newton but now, sir, I kick you, Son!"

Too bad it wasn't Stephen Patrick Morrissey. He could have mooned over James Dean and mowed down reanimated James Dean.

Too bad it wasn't Stephen Patrick Morrissey. He could have mooned over James Dean and mowed down reanimated James Dean.

and/or Bubble Yum

and/or Bubble Yum

Penguin's can't fly! Green Peaness! It Stinks!

Penguin's can't fly! Green Peaness! It Stinks!

I heard the working title was The Story of Yo.

I heard the working title was The Story of Yo.

Winston Churchill looked exactly like a giant baby so he he treated everyday like his birthday… esp. after WWII and he couldn't use the ol' "We could die tomorrow" excuse to get a blowjob.

Winston Churchill looked exactly like a giant baby so he he treated everyday like his birthday… esp. after WWII and he couldn't use the ol' "We could die tomorrow" excuse to get a blowjob.

Cuddling with Faraday would be like being in one of those old timey vibrating exercise belts.

Cuddling with Faraday would be like being in one of those old timey vibrating exercise belts.

man of science, woman of shut your fuckin' mouth!