OY1
Only when performed upon Judd Apatow of course.

First posts
Seriously, why the fuck is this so offensive? I get the feeling those people who are really bothered by it are actually the ones who want to put a "real" first post in, as though that were important. Meanwhile, the firsties these days are mostly groping for irony. We need a harm minimisation approach here…

Cultish
There's no denying there's a significant swell of love for this movie. It gets watched a lot in diverse social groups, by people about my age (25ish). It's like a crappy Napolean Dynamite.

Jew-ish
Liz2, clearly you need to deal with this the healthy, WASPish way - lots and lots of prescription medication.

Spelling
I just want to say, right now, that I'm officially never being one of those people who post again just to correct obvious typos in their previous posts. I find it intensely annoying and you can all eat shit. Typos happen, especially when your fingers are cold, and as a society we can all learn to live with it.

Reveiweing thirty year old films…
Isn't it obvious why Scott chooses to review the film we already know and love? Because he was too young to give it big ups when it came out. It's a bit like giving Hamlet a Tony award though - Hamlet is Hamlet, and you can keep your fucking Tony award. Also, Shakespeare is too busy…

Pick ups
Having spent a lot of time watching a lot of smooth guys pick up girls, I can say that there are girls who respond to all these tactics and girls who don't. The ones that don't are the ones you marry/start relationships with, because the girls who do will inevitably fall for it again. The right girls are…

Urrgh…
No Credit Limit, when I saw your post I got that sick feeling… yes, that feeling when someone plants a very, very obvious bait and yet you know, this being the internet, SOMEONE is going to jump straight on it.
From now on, I will post my tears whenever I see such a thing happen.