On the way back to his home planet.

Larry Hama's run was better than the sum of it's parts, up until the last 10-20 issues. Unfortunately, a lot of those parts have to do with unnecessarily convoluting his origin.

I'm Gender-Switch Ace and I'm here to tell you that IMDB is innocent. IMDB is 200% [bleep]ing not guilty. And if you [bleep]s don't [bleep] find it innocent, then you can just [bleep]ing kiss my fat [bleep]ing [bleep]. And that [bleep]ing goes for your bull[bleep] court system, too!

There's definitely a ref to be made to Truman Show, but I'm not making it.

If watching his Rob Liefeld commercial on a continuous loop is wrong, I don't want to be right.

There's a time travel joke where the punchline is more or less "If you thought he was bad you should have seen the first two guys!"

LISA NEDZ BRASEZ!

So many blocked users…

The cereals have already been discounted at the grocery store I work at. For the record, what little did sell was always the Batman variant.

He might not have it lying around, but it's not delusion to think the star of Scrubs and Garden State could get that much for whatever movie he wanted to make from a studio that won't interfere with his vision that much,

"HP Lovecraft was super racist" is the lit nerd equivalent of the guy who always has to point out that John Lennon beat his first wife.

Both have a vociferous hate of Islam.

"Wi-Fi is hurting our kids! Also, braaaaaains!" - Zombie Jill Stien

Eval Knieval not being level-headed and having a good heart? All lies according to Viva Knieval, where he visits orphans, reunites Gene Kelly with his estranged son, foils Leslie Nielsen's convoluted drug-smuggling scheme, and still has time to romance Lauren Hutton!

"I'll have who she's having."

But without John Ritter and Norman Fell or Don Knotts to carry it.

From the grave George Orwell moans "It's worse than I ever could have predicted…"

It also wore a fedora and had cool gadgets and this scientist kept screaming "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" at it!

Then the Tea Party tossed some napalm for good measure.

Wouldn't work, he'd have an army of drones tracking him wherever he hid. Probably with nukes for added measure.