I take it you haven't read many of Toker's comments. If you had you'd pretty much know not to even bother.

Especially the kind you find in a second hand store.

This conversation is stupider than Sandler's entire filmography squared.

Huh huh, stick up ass. You should write for Adam Sandler!

*anti-Rabin crowd swig some bourbon, resume complaining he's back*

I'll walk back to the past.

Thought TBF I've heard he had a crooked accountant. Still, and this is coming from someone who adores Redd, he wasn't the smartest cookie at business. Like, oh, leaving Sanford & Son to do a variety show right when they were dying out.

Meh Job, Internet.

Because the AV Club never covers comics or anything related to them.

Maybe some of whatever Brave Little is toking will give Angry Dad a contact high and calm him down.

In something I once wrote I had a character refer to him as the poor man's Woody Allen. I cut it later because I decided I couldn't insult Hank Scorpio like that.

Because no one can genuinely love and admire someone and their work, that'd be silly.

You should toke some more, it might improve your attitude. Unless you're one of those angry potheads.

Considering all the crap he wanted to put in Superman, Asshole Pa Kent is a step up.

And the perfect response to the last one would be "God forgives. I don't."

Uh, zing?

Eastwood had a good logic behind turning it down, I thought. While he praised Bronson's performance, he said he thought they should've gone with someone like Gregory Peck, ie not an action guy. You expect him and Bronson to start wasting creeps.

So funny, some people derail comment threads with insightful debates about Ayn Rand like in the Human Centipede review. Then there's you.

Ending: The survivors escape, only to find out kids outside the school across the area are now literal ankle-biters. They're surrounded…

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